Can We Guess What Type of Gay Are You?

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Answer these questions and we'll guess if you're a twink, a bear, an otter or defy categorization altogether.

You're new significant other is coming over for dinner. What do you cook?

Pasta and steamed vegetables

Salmon with asparagus and mashed potatoes

Salad, lightly dressed with Rosé and candy

Steak and beer

How important is hair removal to you?

The harrier the better

Too much slows me down, so I like to keep it trim

Not that important, as long as everything is under control

One single hair on my body can induce enough dysphoria to inspire 1000 morose poems

What's the first thing you do after sex?

Go to the bathroom

Make a drink or smoke something

Cuddle and pillow talk

Lay back and decompress

Which of the following best describes your relationship with the gym?

A necessary evil

Do you even lift, bro?

Everyday is cardio day

I get enough exercise without the gym

If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one of the following things, which would you choose?

Enema kit

1 gallon of hard liquor

Assorted stack of 90s Vogue magazines

Flaregun

Which of the following is your spirit animal?

Poodle

Otter

Gorilla

Grizzly

Lion

Puma

Which of the following is the most important factor in a romantic partner?

If he's got a big dick

If he's got a good body

If he's strong and confident

If he's got good hair

If he seems cute and innocent

If he can play rough

Which of the following is the most important factor in a romantic partner?

If he's got a big dick

If he's got a good body

If he's strong and confident

If he's got good hair

If he seems cute and innocent

If he can play rough

Which of the following is the most important factor in a romantic partner?

If he's got a big dick

If he's got a good body

If he's strong and confident

If he's got good hair

If he seems cute and innocent

If he can play rough

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Twink

Not only are you a twink, but you're a real twink's twink. You're skinny, fem, and have delicious ass. You're at least the best bottom in town, if not the whole state.

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Otter

You're in otter-mode. Maybe once a twink, you've since transformed, thanks to some muscle definition and strategically placed chest hairs. If you're fit and have put on just enough gains for this sexy aesthetic.

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Jock

Great game out there, sport. Peel off that sweaty jockstrap, because your a disciplined hunky jock. Remember, there's not "I" in team. ;)

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Bear

Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the fur of a bear! Winter must finally be over, because evidently the grizzlies are on the hunt. ;) You're a big, lovable, furry bear.

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Daddy

Wowie zowie, you're the definition of Daddy. Spank me, reprimand me, pay for meals. I'm not sure if I want you to fuck me or legally adopt me.

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Cub

You're an adorable cub. One day you'll grow up into a big bear, but for the time being you're a furry plaything to keep cuddlers warm on cold winter nights.

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