What's Your Gay Superpower?
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As a young child, you dreamt of being as fierce and pumped-up as Hulk, or being able to climb high buildings like Spiderman, or … wearing Supergirl’s cool outfit. Now, you’re a grown-ass gay man, and yet, you still wish from time to time to posses some superpower, so that next time when you have a crush on a guy who doesn’t even know you exist, you just switch to your alter ego and he’s all yours.
But who knows, maybe you DO possess a gay superpower. Take the quiz and see what it is...
As a young child, you dreamt of being as fierce and pumped-up as Hulk, or being able to climb high buildings like Spiderman, or … wearing Supergirl’s cool outfit. Now, you’re a grown-ass gay man, and yet, you still wish from time to time to posses some superpower, so that next time when you have a crush on a guy who doesn’t even know you exist, you just switch to your alter ego and he’s all yours.
But who knows, maybe you DO possess a gay superpower. Take the quiz and see what it is...
Which is your current favorite superhero?
Thor. Norse mythology and loose sexual nature of gods combine so well together.
Iron man. Because I believe that he also has a cock of iron.
Captain America. Dreamy...
Green Lantern. He is obviously gay, and so green that you can make a vegan soup out of him.
What is your greatest asset?
The ability to open wine bottles without a corkscrew
My chiseled rectus abdominis, of course!
The smile
The sense of humor
Who would you save first if your apartment building was on fire?
The six-person family down the hall.
My cat.
The sexy guy from 7G.
I’ll wait for the sexy guy from 7G to come and save me.
What is your favourite piece of clothing in your wardrobe?
The pair of jeans I got my first jizz stain on
My whole collection of Star Wars themed socks
It’s impossible to pick just one! I adore all my clothes. And ties. And caps. And underwear. And don’t get me even started on the shoes department…
The Armani suit
Which of the following superpowers will be the most effective one in picking up guys?
Omnipotent Gaydar. “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the gayest of them all?”…
Flying. You’ve found the sexiest guy on earth on a dating app, but he happens to live 500 miles away from you. So what do you do? Start your engine, of course.
Mind Control. Is it even necessary to explain why!
Shapeshifting. You can change shape not only into other humans (and it is awesome to appear in a gay bar looking exactly like Adam Lambert!), but also into animals and inanimate objects. And some people have weird fetishes, you know.
Photo Manipulation
Your superpower is to ALWAYS look perfect on photos, no matter in what circumstances they have been taken and if they’ve captured you in the most embarrassing situations: eating spaghetti with your fingers, sitting on the toilet, or chewing on a lemon slice. You're always keeping it 100!
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Penis Levitation
Just like the classical levitation, you can use this superpower for lifting things with only the power of your mind. In this case, you can cause the lifting, i.e. the penis erection, through merely eye contact...
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Gay Detector
(Not to be confused with Gaydar.) You posses the power to detect the current whereabouts of any gay man only by looking at a Google map of a city district. Cool!
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Fashionkinesis and Hair Manipulation
These two superpowers usually go together. Fashionkinesis endows you with the ability to tailor any piece of clothing only with the power of your mind, so that it looks gorgeous on you. Hair Manipulation gives you the full control over the hair of oneself and, if necessary, of the others.
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