Should You Fuck Your Roommate Just Because You're Bored, Horny & Stuck Inside?
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It’s day...who the hell even knows anymore? All we do know is that we’re all being super amazing and staying our fine asses inside to do our part in helping make shit safer so we can then resume normal activities. The main one being...fucking. For real. Some of us haven’t been so lucky to be quarantined with a partner. Some of us are alone, with family, or with a roommate whose ass has been looking tastier with each passing day. Here’s the thing though, fucking your roommate could lead to some pretty serious drama, so it’s best you weigh your options before turning your morning routine into a porn plot where they ask you to pass the bacon and you turn around with your dick out. Don’t worry though, we’re about to help you figure out if you should fuck your roommate or hold back those urges because you’re just horny and not into them that way.
It’s day...who the hell even knows anymore? All we do know is that we’re all being super amazing and staying our fine asses inside to do our part in helping make shit safer so we can then resume normal activities. The main one being...fucking. For real. Some of us haven’t been so lucky to be quarantined with a partner. Some of us are alone, with family, or with a roommate whose ass has been looking tastier with each passing day. Here’s the thing though, fucking your roommate could lead to some pretty serious drama, so it’s best you weigh your options before turning your morning routine into a porn plot where they ask you to pass the bacon and you turn around with your dick out. Don’t worry though, we’re about to help you figure out if you should fuck your roommate or hold back those urges because you’re just horny and not into them that way.
How long have you been roommates?
6-18 Months
3-5 Years
Less Than a Year
Were you friends before you moved in together?
Yes, We Had Mutuals
Yes, We Met at Work
Yes, College Besties
Are they even your typical type?
Not Really
I Could Make It Work
Shorter Than I Like
Have they ever made a move on you sexually?
Nope
Playful Flirting Count?
Once, but Alcohol Was Involved
Would you consider dating them if the circumstances were different?
Nope
For Sure
Maybe
Does the outline of his grey sweats make you hard?
A Little
Mmhmm
Fuck Yes
Absolutely Not
We’re only saying this because things are so good with your roommate, and while dick is scarce right now - finding a roommate you can actually vibe with, cleans, and respects your space is even rarer. Don’t let your hormones fuck that up!
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Yeah, We’re 100% It’s a No
Even if your roommate is someone you just met before all of this and you have no real connection and they are just a hot body with a dick you’re sure will treat you well - it’s still a no. Roommates shouldn’t fuck unless they want to open up the emotional baggage that comes with it.
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Fuck It, Do It
You’re two consenting, mature adults who feel they can handle just fucking, then be like that Irish girl group from the ‘90s and “C'est la vie.”
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