Can We Guess What Movie Genre Your Sex Life Is?

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Everyone likes to believe their love lives play out like RomComs. The meet-cutes, dramatic kisses in the rain, one half of the couple somehow always working in publishing in New York City. Seriously, why is that THE job in those hetero movies? While you can sit and pretend you’re living your best life romantically, your sex life never lies. Answer these questions and we’ll tell you just what genre your love and sex life is really like.

Okay, so there’s no lube to be found but you don’t want to not fuck. What do you grab in your most desperate hour?

Hand Sanitizer

Lotion

Water

Coconut Oil

So you’ve been fucking someone for around three months when they reveal that they’re related to someone you know. Which relation would make you stop fucking with them immediately?

They Are Your Stepmom’s Cousin

They Are a Distant Cousin of Your Neighbor

They’re Your Bosses Child

They Are Your Best Friend’s Uncle

On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the greatest - how often would you say you let your dick make your decisions?

If we rounded up everyone you’ve slept with in the past year, what vibe would your friends say all these people have in common?

Boring

Nightmarish

Extra

Enjoyable

Where would you say you’ve fucked the most recently?

An Ex's

Here, There, Everywhere

Random Couches

Your Bed

Lastly, how long do you have to know someone to sleep with them?

Time Doesn’t Own Your Connections

3 Months

A week

However Long Your DMs Last

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Horror

Oh, honey, your sex life is scarier than a day in 2020. The people you hook up with always lean towards pure Fuck Boy with a hint of psychopath. You need to learn how to read the warning label on these profiles before you swipe right and allow them in and around your body or else you’re going to continue down this horrific path.

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Drama

Your sex life is like many award-winning films in that it is full of way too much drama. Feels are there and then they aren’t, texts are left on read, and there are even some Adam Driver-level outbursts that have left at least one person in tears on a sidewalk. It makes you wonder, is the sex even worth all that trouble?

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Documentary

We’re not talking about the types of documentaries that leave us live-tweeting along with the rest of the world. No, we’re talking about the docs that your 11th-grade history teacher used to put on when they didn’t feel like teaching. The ones that caused the entire class to groan in unison. A total bore! It’s time to liven that sex life up be it from finding more adventurous partners to adding some toys into the mix.

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Comedy

While it’s not always perfect, you have a good sense of humor about everything in your life - including your sex life. Yes, there is room for improvement but you’re having a good time and not too worried about making any changes in that department.

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