Can We Guess If You're a Shower or a Grower?

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Some guys are naturally endowed. They're huge all the time, whether they're flaccid or hard. Other guys pack more economically and need a little encouraging to get up to full size. Hey, no judgement, shrinkage is totally a thing. Which one are you? Answer these questions and we'll guess if you're a shower or a grower?

Which of the following foods most accurately represents your flaccid penis?

Pomegranate

Carrot

Eggplant

Which of the following best describes what happens when you get an erection?

Stiffening

Sadness

Swelling

What do most guys say when they see your junk for the first time?

"Where is it?"

"Aww..."

"Oh my god..."

Which of the following problems is characteristic to your dick?

Accidentally dipping the tip in the toilet

Shrinkage

Finding it

What is the difference in size between your soft dick and your hard dick?

1-2 inches

0 inches

3-6 inches

Choose a nickname for your penis

Old Faithful

The Incredible Shrinking Man

The Black Hole

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Shower

Oh my goodness, you really are quite the shower. Your dick is ready for the spotlight at a moment's notice. And if you look like THAT when you're soft, we can't wait to see what you look like hard. ;)

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Grower

Aww, there's nothing cuter than a little floppy penis. Especially when we know that it'll grow to full size when played with a bit. There's no shame in being a grower. Sometimes the best dicks are the ones with the largest difference in size between soft and hard. It's more exciting that way. ;)

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Neither :(

You're neither a shower nor a grower. Our guess is that you probably have a micropenis... or maybe you don't have a penis at all? Either way, I'm sure you're genitals are beautiful in their own way. :)

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