Which Season Do You Fuck Best In?
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Much like a makeup palette in the ‘80s, our sex lives fare better depending on which season we’re in. Yeah, you may love your pumpkin spice when the leaves turn but is that really when your dick is getting what it deserves? No more wasting time, let’s find out which season you fuck best in so you know when to take full advantage of your hookups, rendezvous, and more.
Much like a makeup palette in the ‘80s, our sex lives fare better depending on which season we’re in. Yeah, you may love your pumpkin spice when the leaves turn but is that really when your dick is getting what it deserves? No more wasting time, let’s find out which season you fuck best in so you know when to take full advantage of your hookups, rendezvous, and more.
Which sounds like the best date night?
Just Sex
Day at the Beach
Dinner & a Movie
Netflix & Chill
Which of these places sounds the least appealing to fuck?
At the Beach
Hayride
Picnic in the Park
By an Open Fire
When you and your friends plan a trip, what’s #1 on your list to look into before going?
If the Hotel is Quiet Enough
Local Club Scene
Outdoor Activities
The Arts Culture
What time of day do you find yourself the horniest?
Morning
Early Evening
Afternoon
Dead of Night
What’s your sign?
Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces
Aries, Taurus, Gemini
Libra, Scorpio, Saggitarius
Cancer, Leo, Virgo
Lastly, which of these celebrities would you fuck in a heartbeat?
Shawn Mendes
Ricky Martin
Jonathan Van Ness
Matt Bomer
Spring
Spring is typically when we start anew, and for you, that means never really fucking with the same person more than once. Life is too short to catch feels and be tied down. At the moment, spring is when you shine because the weather is getting back to beautiful which means people (aka potential hookups) are out and about more, waiting for you!
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Summer
While summer is just as long as any other season, there is something about it that feels magically in the moment. It’s why summer vacations often lead to summer flings. You’re the type of person who likes to get lost in the moment when it comes to everything, including sex. Your best sex comes in those hotter months because of that.
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Fall
Fall is the coziest of seasons with its picturesque aesthetics and, someone cute Taylor Swift, the cardigans. You fuck best in the fall because you’re the type of person who likes to attaches themselves to whoever they are intimate with. You’re not about the one-nighters, but the people who are going to want to hang out aside from the sex.
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Winter
Winter can be miserable for those who don’t understand cold weather exists, but for you - it’s a dream. You live for the winter wonderlands because you’re not a fan of socializing. Yes, you like to see your friends from time to time but the club scene and all that jazz? Not so much. You live to fuck in the winter because it means usually not doing much more than swiping right, doing low-key things indoors as a date, and then having great sex in the comfort of your own home.
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