You favorite fetish is that of the straight guy somehow going gay, either cajoling, trickery, or pure movie magic. The forbidden fruit is the most tempting.

Your favorite types of porn invariably entail cute little twinks getting ramrodded up the ass. You like em tight and pliable.

You look in the dark corners of porn sites for fetishes with names so esoteric that they'd make an old lady faint if spoken. Your kinks are... interesting to say the least.

You're a man of simple taste. Give you a giant, massive schlonger, and by you're happy. No need to pussyfoot around; big dicks are all you need..