Which Classic Monster Would Be Your Fuck Buddy?
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Now that spooky season is upon us, the obvious thing to do is to daydream about what classic monster from horror would be our fuck buddy...right? Yeah, that’s the normal thing to do so we’re going to get right to it because it’s time to find out whether or not you’d get drilled by Dracula or not.
Now that spooky season is upon us, the obvious thing to do is to daydream about what classic monster from horror would be our fuck buddy...right? Yeah, that’s the normal thing to do so we’re going to get right to it because it’s time to find out whether or not you’d get drilled by Dracula or not.
You just swiped right on what you believe in the hottest piece of ass on the app, and OMG they just replied! What response would make your heart (and hormones) rage with joy?
A Simple Salutation
Date Invitation
A Sexy Selfie
Dick Pic
Which of these movies would you want to watch with your bae on Halloween?
Twilight
Never Been Kissed
Mean Girls
A Cinderella Story
Be honest, what was the apartment like of the last person you fucked?
Small and Quiet
Cozy and Charming
Bare and Sad
Dark and Minimalistic
If the dick of the last person you fucked was a Halloween treat, which would you compare it to?
Candy Corn
Hershey Bar
Blowpop
Sugar Daddy
What was the last sex toy you put into action?
Vibrator
Bondage
Nipple Teasers
10 Inch Strap On
Now, if you and your fuck buddy made things more permanent which couple’s costume would you wanna rock with them?
Sookie & Bill, True Blood
Mike & Sulley, Monsters, Inc.
Rick & Imhotep, The Mummy
Ghostbusters!
Dracula
Based on who you like to share your bed with, you’re a sucker for a fuck boy which means Dracula would 100% be up your alley. He only comes around at night when he wants, leaves before daybreak, and has the ability to leave you under his spell after a little nibbling.
Frankenstein’s Monster
When it comes to picking the cream of the crop, you never fail to swipe right on a loser. Because of that, your classic monster is a stud. Tall, willing to learn, a lover. Frankenstein’s monster mirrors your real-life fuck buddies in that he’s always willing to put you first.
Mummy
You’ve always been drawn to the strong, silent type that treats you right but understands that sex and emotions are two different things. He won’t get you wrapped up in the details of what your relationship, and you love that.
Invisible Man
Um, well this is awkward. Your fuck buddy didn’t even show up - totally ghosted!