QUIZ: How Well Do You Know What ~Allegedly~ Happened at 'The Whipping at SM Aura?'
Test your knowledge on the absurd thread about Sam Milby, Toni Gonzaga, and whips that went viral on social media.
Disclaimer: The thread, its contents, and this quiz are all satirical. None of this happened in reality. IT’S SATIRE!
Disclaimer: The thread, its contents, and this quiz are all satirical. None of this happened in reality. IT’S SATIRE!
According to the thread, what song was Sam Milby supposed to sing with Toni Gonzaga?
Pag-Ibig na Kaya
If Ever You're In My Arms Again (feat. Sam Milby)
Catch Me I'm Falling
Suddenly (feat. Sam Milby)
Kung Kaya Ko
According to the thread, who helped sing the duet when they saw Sam crying?
Sam’s manager
Prod manager
Toni’s manager
Toni Gonzaga herself
Stage manager
According to the thread, Toni went down the escalator carrying a huge paper bag from…
Zara
Miniso
H&M
Penshoppe
Bench
According to the thread, what did Toni bring out of the paper bag?
Ahas
Posas
Latigo
Microphone
Finger heart
According to the thread, which book of the Bible did she start shouting verses from?
Deuteronomy
Revelations
Nehemiah
Exodus
Matthew
According to the thread, what was Sam’s weapon of choice to stop Toni?
Lightning cords
HDMI cord
His own latigo
Extension cord
Microphone cords
According to the thread, which part of the anatomy of a fan supposedly “imploded”?
Mammary gland
Medulla oblongata
Mediastinum
Metatarsus
Mucous membrane
According to the thread, what were the bouncers and staff members shouting?
“We deserve an explanation! We deserve an acceptable reason!”
“Kamukha niya si Mama Mary!”
“Basta you pray, you'll be okay!”
“MA I’M SORRY MA!”
“Mali kami pero hindi kami tanga!”
According to the thread, what did the fans text to evict Toni?
EVICT space TONI to 2366
BBE TONI to 2366
UNLI50 to 8888
GOTSCOMBODD70 to 8080
SAKLOLO to 119
According to the thread, what was the occupation of the audience member who helped stop the whipping?
President
Pastor
Police
Psychiatrist
Photographer
You got 0-3 correct answers!
Did this whole quiz confuse you? I envy you. You’re enjoying peace away from the chaotic mess that is the internet. Exhibit A: this satirical thread on the whipping at SM Aura. People’s imaginations are amazing, but at the same time *HOW*?!?!?!
You got 4-6 correct answers!
You probably saw the thread about The Whipping at SM Aura in passing but since it was such an intense story, it made a mark. Ingat ka nalang para di ka matamaan ng latigo.
You got 7-10 correct answers!
Congratulations! This is solid proof that you live and breathe social media. Maybe you even took this quiz while doing your ~bizznizz~ in the bathroom. The thread, the memes, even the trailer of The Whipping at SM Aura — you've probably seen it all. Do you ever go off social media? At least safe ka sa latigo.
