Are you a girlie?

Cue the Girl Dinner track, because we're about to dive deep into the pleasures of girliedom. You might be asking, but what is a girlie? Am I part of the privileged girlie camp already? Or do I need to become one? Well, well, well, my inquisitive friend, all answers will soon be revealed...

Which type of date sounds most appealing to you?

Cute lil’ park picnic date

Tapas or charcuterie at a wine bar date

Rooftop cocktails in the cool part of town date

Scenic hike and coffee date

Did you participate in Barbenheimer weekend?

Did the double feature

Saw Barbie as quickly as possible

Watched one of the two movies on Sunday

Planning to stream Oppenheimer whenever possible

How many naps have you taken in the last 2 weeks?

Tell me a secret.

Noooo thank you

Love Chipotle

Haven’t showered in 4 days

Once stole money from mom’s purse and let parents get in a huge fight about it, likely exacerbating their inevitable divorce

You’re in a coffee shop. What do you order?

Matcha latte

Whatever’s the least expensive and has the highest amount of caffeine

Iced Coffee

You already made coffee this morning and the half empty cup will 100% be sitting in your car for weeks

Which would you be watching on a hungover and/or lazy Sunday afternoon?

A teen reality show in the Laguna Beach universe

A classic teen movie (Mean Girls, Angus, Thongs, & Perfect Snogging)

A teen dramedy (The OC, Gossip Girl)

Something made for adults

What’s your favorite part of a charcuterie board?

Assorted nuts

Bread/crackers

Cheese

Olives

How many taper candles do you have in your house?

Candles in a jar or other vessel are more my speed

At least 2, but less than 6

I just bought a new assorted set

I can see at least 5 from where I’m sitting

Do you eat Girl Dinner?

Regularly

Sometimes

Familiar with the trend but don’t really understand it

Always making a full, well-rounded meal like a 50s housewife in a sitcom

What’s your favorite season?

Summer

Fall

Spring

Leo season

Go off, girlie!!!

You are so obviously a girlie you are literally doom scrolling right now with one finger deep in a bowl of olives. You have a half empty coffee cup in your car from three weeks ago and 25 items in your Amaz*n cart that you will never buy. You leave every part early (if you even go), you never text people back but constantly post on your Close Friends, and I love you.

A girlie in a past life

Ok we see you, girlie! You clearly have a long, luscious past of girliedom, but you may be on your way toward retirement. You love a little rest, a little nibble at 11pm, and a lot of ignoring text messages while posting online. We see you, we appreciate you, and you’re hot.

You have potential

Girliehood is within your grasp… if you’re up for the challenge. Just kidding, it’s not a challenge at all! Just kick your feet up, increase your screen time, and you’ll be knee deep in Girl Dinners before you know it. But be warned: with great girlieness, comes great responsibility.

Do you hate me?

:( No offense but… I don’t love this. I’m writing you a prescription for 2 naps, 3 Girl Dinners, and a leisurely mall walk STAT. Frankly the fact that you arrived at this personality quiz is shocking, and yet, it gives me the slightest bit of hope for your future. I will not give up on you.