Can We Tell How Horny You Are?

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What's on your mind? Are you diligently focusing on the tasks at hand... or are you hopelessly distracted by thirst? Answer these questions and we'll see if we can guess how horny you are at the moment.

How often do you watch porn?

Rarely / Never

Usually everyday

Usually a couple times a week

All day, including right now

When is the last time you masturbated?

Days ago

Weeks ago

I'm in chastity

Minutes ago

How many sex toys do you have?

A few

A veritable menagerie

None

Just one dildo

When is the last time you had sex?

Virgin

Days ago

Minutes ago

Weeks ago

Where is the riskiest place you've had sex?

Bedroom

Couch

Gym locker room

Public park / woods

Pick a random number between 0 and 100.

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Extremely horny

Oh, behave! You're SUPER hot and bothered right now! You rock hard and ready to go, huh? 😳

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Very horny

Well, well, well... somebody's in the mood. We can tell what you've got on your mind. 😉

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Somewhat horny

You're not exactly erect, but you'd be ready to go if the situation called for it. You're a normal baseline of ambient horniness.

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Not in the mood

You've either got something else on your mind or just came and are now in the refractory period. Either way, you're not horny at all! At least for now...

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