What kind of clown are you based on your Atenean decisions?

We’re all clowns in our own special ways. Find out what kind of clown you are with each Atenean decision you make!

You lost your glasses on campus. What do you do?

Immediately go to lost and found

Run around campus with your friends to look for them

Retrace your steps! They might be in the last classroom you came from

Sike! They were sitting on your head this whole time

While enlisting for a class on AISIS, the site glitches and you run out of slots for your ideal section. You:

Russian roulette the hell out of it—it’s the end of the world as we know it

Find a friend who can join you in the next available class you can find!

Swiftly go through Profs to Pick to find a class with a prof that won’t be so bad

Iyak muna… then loadrev

Your friend comes to you in shambles, saying that their crush rejected them. What do you say?

“There are other fish in the sea! You’re worth so much more.”

“You deserve better! Anyways, nakita mo ba ‘yung pogi sa—”

“Hala… Message mo ulit! They might come around…”

“YOU? REJECTED? Sipain ko siya eh!”

You oversleep and wake up late for an onsite class. What do you do?

Inform a classmate you’ll be late, hope your prof doesn’t mind your tardiness, and still go to class

Stay home. May cuts ka pa naman. Oh well!

Rush out of the house in your pajamas. Can’t be any more late than you are right now!

End up not going but still diligently ask your classmates for notes or missed tasks

During a Q&A session after a group presentation, your professor asks you a question that you don’t know the answer to. What do you do?

Impossible, because you know the answer to every possible question that could be thrown at you

Time to make up an answer and pray to God that your prof doesn’t grill you later!

Make eye contact with your groupmate, hoping they have a better answer in mind

“Uh, thank you for that question. Slay!”

You’re about to park your car in school when you see that the vehicle next to the open slot is not parked properly. What do you do?

Sigh and look for another available slot

Rage war.

Post a photo of the car on ADMU FW with a long angry caption telling the driver to park properly next time (with the plate number blocked out, of course)

Decide to commute next time. Can’t be bothered to park on campus anymore!

During a one-on-one oral exam, your prof disagrees with a statement you said. How do you respond?

“That’s a good critique! I’ll take that into consideration.”

“That’s an interesting point, but I think that *cite personal reasoning*”

“Uhh… no, I don’t think that’s the point I’m trying to make!”

“Respectfully, no.”

The Resident Delulu Clown

Our Resident Delulu Clown is the most chaotic of all our clowns; they’re out here doing anything “for the plot.” These fun-loving fellas are down for anything as long as it’s for a good time, which makes them great to be around. However, be prepared to talk them out of some bad decisions they might be jumping into.

The Class Clown

Our favorite Class Clown is well loved by many. Any hilarious error is an opportunity to make themselves the butt of the joke, but, luckily, it doesn’t happen that frequently! They are genuinely good friends who’ll always have your back and give a group a big laugh.

The Live Laugh Love Clown

Any Live Laugh Love Clown is probably the safest kind of clown you can be around. These are the people whose clown moments are mostly just minor and careless; they somehow seem to have their lives together for the most part. It’s easy for them to say “whatever” while also getting a good personal laugh out of it.

You’re not a clown!

I don’t know how they did it, but they somehow have their life together. Congratulations! Sana all! It’s their calling to be a good friend to their fellow clowns and talk them out of the next time they want to text their ex.