What kind of baby are you
Are you late or premature? Confident or pissbaby? Find out here
How do you choose to tackle a robber?
You dive straight at their feet and stop them before they leave.
You rally a crowd of people and all get in your cars. One of you calls the police. You surround them and block the exits. If they run for it, at least one of you will be able to stop them or even injure them in your car.
Call the police.
Wait for someone else to call the police so that you can't be called to testify as a witness, which would be a hindrance on your daily life.
Run or hide.
If someone hits you, should you always hit them back?
Yes.
No.
Maybe.
Only if nobody's watching.
No, tell a trusted adult what happened.
What do you think of philosophy?
Devoting your life to something impalpable contributes nothing to society, and therefore it is stupid.
It can be fun to do sometimes, but means nothing beyond that.
Philosophy is just basic human intuition. It isn't a very difficult discipline.
I'm indifferent to it. I don't care about philosophy. I care more about the real world.
Philosophy isn't for everybody, but I can appreciate that it can be a good tool for refining your thought processes.
Is morality objective?
Yes. It is objectively wrong to murder an innocent person, so at least some morality is objective.
Yes. As we as humans have basic intuition which dictates that we love our children, and so on.. it is apparent that we are born with an innate sense of morality which can be assessed through scientific methods.
No. Until we make it objective, it is subjective. There is no point in assessing whether morality is objective. In today's climate, nothing matters anyway, and the most intelligent thing to do is to do whatever you want, call it nihilism or hedonism.
Yes, if we don't have objective morality, then who's to say that terrible crimes such as torture are wrong? If we don't have objective morality, then the human race is doomed to fail.
No. In certain spheres of influence, approach morality in terms of whatyou ought to do to maximise overall pleasure. But, on a universal scale, it is impossible to objectively prove that X is right or wrong, even when adhering to utilitarianism.
Does free will exist?
Yes. Removing societal pressures from the system, anybody has the capacity to choose what they do, even if the choices are limited.
No. We can't remove societal pressures from the system, so there is no way to make informed decisions when you feel pressure to choose a certain action or opinion.
Yes. Even if we can't do what we want, we can think anything we want.
No. Some people are always more privileged than others, so they have a wider range of options than others.
No. Even if we remove all limiting factors, we cannot choose what we want and ultimately do, as it relies on factors we have no control over. We couldn't have chosen differently, everything relies on another event.
You find a wallet on the floor. What do you do?
Pick it up and take it with you. Nobody saw.
You wish you could take it, but you're scared, so you take it to a lost property office.
You remove some loose change as a reward, and then use details on the card to find the owner and either mail it to them or hand it into a lost property office.
Leave it on the floor for someone else to find and choose what to do.
If there's nothing in it, leave it there. If there's some change, take it and then leave it.
Are you proud of your country?
Yes. Despite our past wrongdoings, we work together as a whole for the greater good.
Yes, our country has been built on the hard work of our ancestors. We owe it to them to be proud of where we are now.
No, I'm not proud of being born here, as I couldn't have chosen otherwise. If my government makes a moral choice, then I would be proud of the individuals who did so, or the majority that voted for it, not my country, as that would be too generalising.
No, governments are ultimately corrupt, and thus many of the choices made are not for the greater good.
Yes, I like my country. The landscapes are good and I'm happy with my quality of life.
I think I am of above average intelligence.
I'd say I'm more intelligent than most people I have come across.
There isn't a way for me to objectively assess intelligence, so the question is too vague. I have my competences and my weaknesses, but equating that to intelligence might not be accurate.
No.
Yes. I don't think that it's big headed of me to know my worth and intelligence.
I'm just as intelligent as any other person.
How tall are you?
Under 5 feet, excluding 5 feet.
Above 5'6 feet, under 6.
Between 5'5 and 5'6, including both.
Between 5 feet and 5'5, excluding 5'5.
Over 6 feet.
What is your finger width to length ratio like?
They're very long and skinny.
They're long and not particularly skinny or fat.
They're kind of average.
They're short but not fat.
They're short and fat.
Fully Premature
How does it feel being such a massive pissbaby? I have NEVER in my whole life met somebody as loser-esque as you. GROW SOME BALLS!
Your personality indicates that you are suffering from an extreme lack in confidence, assertiveness, and it is also likely that you are somewhat unaware of the extent of this problem. You likely have a superiority complex which is wholly undeserved as you lack any attributes that would make you enviable.
You likely would simp for girls, but are too afraid to even try. You wish you were a shepherd, but always find yourself the sheep as a result of your own lack of self-awareness: you undoubtedly do not have the capacity to EVER be a leader. Do better.
To fix this problem, you can try to put yourself forward and become more independent.
Your personality indicates that you are suffering from an extreme lack in confidence, assertiveness, and it is also likely that you are somewhat unaware of the extent of this problem. You likely have a superiority complex which is wholly undeserved as you lack any attributes that would make you enviable.
You likely would simp for girls, but are too afraid to even try. You wish you were a shepherd, but always find yourself the sheep as a result of your own lack of self-awareness: you undoubtedly do not have the capacity to EVER be a leader. Do better.
To fix this problem, you can try to put yourself forward and become more independent.
Somewhat Premature
You're on thin ice. You sit in the comfortable position of somewhat premature - you're likely introverted and slightly lack confidence, yet you aren't the same sort of insufferable beta who goes by the title "Fully Premature". To be perfectly frank, you're probably a good person. Just believe in yourself a bit more and push your limits to grow your confidence, and try to be more realistic with your aims.
On Time
Congratulations! Congratulations on being the most predictable, bland personality type ever. You were so boring that even some random doctors who probably only knew your sex and how long your mummy was pregnant for could predict when you'd show your face. However, do not fret. You're still better than the worst personality type, "Fully Premature". You may not be quirky or unlike the others, but you can work on that. Try watching some anime and listening to "quirky" singers, particularly the ones who sing in an oddly forced manner in which their vowels are distorted, such as Halsey. Always listen to alternative rock, and nothing less, like the 14 year old girls tend to do - but don't be emo, that isn't as quirky as it used to be. You could even try to listen to Tyler the Creator, or Rex Orange County. Give it a try, or be basic forever!
Somewhat Late
How does it feel to be an absolute God? Here, have a seat and rest your feet, and if you want a massage, don't be afraid to ask. You're likely tired from carrying the whole entire population on your back. With your above average intelligence, quick wits, and your extremely affable personality, it's no wonder you frequently feel tired. It can be difficult to get a word in when the rest of the whiny brat people are constantly complaining about their own lives. Find solace in your vast mind and don't be afraid to talk to other people about your problems from time to time. You're already under enough pressure.
Fully Late
You almost hit the best personality type, "Somewhat Late" but instead you let your ego get way too high, and now you're intolerable! You're always looking down on other people with your inflated sense of self, but do you ever truly reflect on why? What qualities do you have that other people lack? Are your grades higher than average? Well NOBODY CARES! Check yourself.
