"Now if they was giraffes, they would have been struck by lightning."

"I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by bein' real healthy. Say you'll be mine. Say you'll be my beloved."

"Just who do you think you are, anyway, Mayberry's answer to Cary Grant?"

"Let her go off somewhere else, gig some other frog."

"If a duck stood still you could catch him by his bill"

"Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy"

"And he said, 'The British is comin, the British is comin! Git your guns, we gonna have us a revolution!'"

"I got a uvula, you've got a uvula, all God's children got a uvula."

"Pipe down! I'm waiting for the world to turn around, to catch my bed."

"She called me a creachter!"