He uses the monkey emojis

You're in a 2-door car and he's struggling to get out the back (he caught his foot in the seatbelt)

When he’s drinking a glass of water and you see his open mouth through the bottom of the glass and you can hear him breathing and it steams up the glass

He just fainted

You’re at the family BBQ and he’s sitting knees together to balance the paper plate he’s eating from (he's struggling to cut through the meat with the plastic knife)

You’re in the car and he’s trying to merge lanes but no one will let him in

He’s walking around with his shoelace undone

He went to the top deck of the bus but there are no seats so he walked-of-shame back down

He can't parallel park

He’s doing breaststroke at the pool

He just said “I'm sowwy"

He’s putting his boxers back on after sex and trips after getting his foot stuck in one of the leg holes (balls just flopping about as he's hopping on one foot)

You’re at the water park and he’s waiting for the lifeguard to let him down the slide (the lifeguard's forearm is bumping into his knees)

When he eats something that’s too hot and does the “hoh hoh hoh” huffing and puffing and drops the food from his mouth back on the plate

He says ‘hi!’ to someone and they don’t recognise him

Shazaming a song at the club (his phone is right up to the speaker)

You’re in the cinema and he’s sat in the wrong seat and got told to move

You're walking across the street and there are no cars in sight but he still waits for the green man sign to appear

Wearing a shirt with nothing on the bottom (his penis looks like a sea cucumber poking out from a wizard's robe)

He pinches his nose before going underwater

When the automatic door doesn’t open and he has to do the quick step back and forward again (he's also he's waving his arms up in the air in front of the sensor)

He tried to do a cartwheel and failed

You’re at Thorpe Park about to get on a ride but he doesn't meet the height requirements

He just texted “hehe” like he's Michael Jackson

He caught COVID in 2022