What character are you? The Other Side of Nowhere

Find out which delightful disaster of a character you are from The Other Side of Nowhere.

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What do you do when you discover a map to unknown treasure?

Plan a road trip and insist on GPS backup.

Dive in headfirst, maps are for wussies.

Question its authenticity while making a sarcastic comment.

Use it as a placemat for your unusual meal.

Keep it a secret and smirk mysteriously.

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How do you handle an awkward social situation?

Issue a captain’s decree and change the subject.

Laugh loudly and spill your drink.

Deliver a cutting remark with an eyebrow raised.

Start a conversation about your latest eccentric hobby.

Vanish from the scene mysteriously.

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What's your ideal mode of transport?

An unreliable but charming old ship.

A unicycle, despite never having learned to ride one.

A debate steered by cutting arguments.

A colorful bicycle with a distinct horn.

A cloud of smoke and a mystery.

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How do you spend your downtime?

Practicing your captain’s voice in the mirror.

Creating art no one can understand.

Reading books with a cynical grin.

Collecting eccentric items with no apparent use.

Pondering enigmas in a dimly lit room.

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What’s your choice of attire for a formal event?

Full nautical regalia, even if it's not a sea-themed party.

A tuxedo t-shirt and mismatched socks.

Something sharp that makes a statement.

A vintage gown with peculiar accessories.

A cloak that could hide all your secrets.

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What strategy do you employ when caught in a lie?

Announce it was all part of an elaborate plan.

Laugh it off and trip while trying to exit.

Deflect with biting humor.

Add more layers to the tale, making it more absurd.

Offer no explanation and walk away quietly.

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How do you handle an unexpected problem?

Call an emergency meeting to strategize.

Shrug and blame it on gravity.

Analyze it critically, with a hint of sarcasm.

Solve it using an unconventional method.

Contemplate it deeply, then do nothing visibly.

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What's your reaction to a shocking plot twist?

Pretend you saw it coming all along.

Gasp dramatically then laugh.

Roll your eyes and say, 'Typical.'

Start a new conspiracy theory.

Tilt your hat and say nothing.

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What are your retirement plans?

Set sail into the sunset, of course.

Clown school, for advanced clumsiness.

Writing a book with a satirical twist.

Open a museum of oddities.

Disappear into the legend you will become.

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What’s your motto?

Never navigate alone.

Embrace the fall.

Laugh while everyone catches up.

Normal is overrated.

HAKUNA MATATA

Jason

You always put others in front of you and would do anything for your friends and family.

Ash

You bring chaos wherever you go, with a touch of style.

Bella

You tend to be called annoying at times, but you're a natural born leader, and always the smartest person in the room

The Empress

I'm sorry, I can't find anything good to say on this one........if you got this well.........you should go to a therapist or something, or else you'll end up in jail because you can't solve your problems......

Miles

I could explain why you got this, but that would consist of me to repeatedly hit my head on the wall to lower my IQ down to your level. You may be stupid, but you care a lot about your family and when you see something is wrong, you always try to help.