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There is a very infamous scene in ‘How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days’ in which Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson talk about have a bit of a difference of opinion about the nickname she gives his dick. Princess Sophia was an odd choice, but hey - maybe that works for some. However, it’s time to find out what your dick’s nickname is. So answer the next questions truthfully and your dickname shall be revealed!

With you, is there always a round two?

100% Yes

Depends On Who I’m With

Once in a Great While

Never

If your dick was a business, what would the slogan be?

Satisfaction Guaranteed

More Than 1 Million Served

Dust Yourself Off & Try Again

Results May Vary

How many partners have you had within the past year?

Several

Maybe Three

At Least a Dozen

Whatever the Highest Answer Is, Triple That

Which is your dick’s spirit animal?

Dog

Horse

Cheetah

Turtle

Which are you?

Top

Bottom

Power Bottom

Vers

On a scale of 1-10, what would your last hookup rate your dick? Be honest…

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Hot Rod

Much like a hot rod, your dick is as impressive visually as it is underneath the hood. When you get going, there is very little that can stop you. This is something that has never been an issue for anyone willing to take you and that dick for a ride.

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You can last a long time, but we also get the feeling that you aren’t the type to keep your ridership low. You’ve gone round and round plenty of times with plenty of people and it shows.
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Chad

Oh Chad, the basic bitch of the dick realm. There isn’t anything wrong with your dick but there also isn’t anything that makes it stand out in a crowd. You’re the Average Joe of the dick world.

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Old Yeller

No, it’s not time to take your dick around back and end its existence! Your dick has just lived a thousand lives by now and isn’t as perky and ready to go as it used to be.

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