How long should you wait before you jerk off again?
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How many times do you generally masturbate in a week?
1-4 times
5-7 times
8+
I can't remember the last time I masturbated
Which of the following best describes your masturbation technique?
Quick and dirty
Shamefully tugging my penis through my pants pocket in total darkness
Playing with toys
Edging to kinky porn
What's your preferred genre of porn?
Some really fucked up stuff
Sears catalog boxer shorts section
Kink / fetish
Not too picky, as long as the guys are hot
How many times do you have sex with another person in a week?
1-3
4-7
I'm a virgin
Less than 1 on average
How horny are you right now?
Not that horny
My heart burns with a fiery thirst for love
My baseline horny is a 10
I'm on AndrewChristian.com, so of course I'm horny!
Don't wait any longer!
You've waited long enough, my friend. Now unzip those pants and get busy stroking. ;)
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Wait three days
It's time to take a quick breather from the masturbation. Have a three-day weekend of abstinence--when you orgasm on the fourth day, you may be happy that you waited. ;)
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Wait a week
You'd better slow it down there, tiger. You could use a full week without choking the monkey. Read a book, go for a walk. By the end of the week, you'll surely be dripping buckets of pre-cum and be ready for take-off. ;)
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Wait a month
Hope you've got a fuck-buddy, because you need to wait at least a month before masturbating again. You've really been overdoing it on the jerk-off front. Take some time to reprogram your brain. You might want to consider getting a hobby.
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