Which Arbitrarily Chosen Material Are You???
Have you ever wondered what I think of you? No? That's too fucking bad! Fuck you! I hate you! Take my quiz, you dumb whore! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get so intense. I just got into a mood. I'm so sorry. Please don't tell my mom.
Which is your favorite flavor?
You can multiclass, but it severely reduces your effective income and hinders your ability to afford basic necessities.
We're assuming that you can respawn, so don't skip over one just because you'd die instantly!
Cold, uncaring, you're a product of your environment and you're going to make that everyone's problem. Maybe you don't want to, but that's too fucking bad. Should have thought about that before you were concrete.
You're a little silly, but mostly you're just a pain to walk around on. Maybe you shouldn't lay on the floor so much, anyway. Ouch.
I think this is gabbro? You're a little bit impulsive, but that's fine! Just don't do anything too violent and you'll be alright.
Fast, decisive, and probably bad for the environment, you're hot shit, especially on sunny days. You're so hot, I could cook an egg on you. Ow! Mwah.
Dependable, trustworthy, you're the backbone of whatever group you're in. You can always be counted on to make good choices, or to make a problem so bad that the original problem is no longer an issue in comparison.
You're there, I guess. You try to help, but it doesn't ever really come across as help so much as impotent scratching. Maybe take some more drastic measures and people will notice you?
You're a background object. You're there, but not because you want to be. You didn't choose this life, but you're definitely not making it any better.
It hurts...
