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One thing the lot of us have in common is that we’ve all pleasured ourselves and therefore have a first-time story tucked in the back of our minds. Mine involved watching ‘Dirty Dancing’ and feeling things I was unsure of and quickly getting to the bottom of it. My masturbating history aside, everyone has their breakthrough moment of self-discovery and we’re betting good money that we can guess the first medium you used to jerk off. From the classic dirty magazine to the realm of Snapchat and Instagram, we’re going to ask you a few questions and take our best guess!
One thing the lot of us have in common is that we’ve all pleasured ourselves and therefore have a first-time story tucked in the back of our minds. Mine involved watching ‘Dirty Dancing’ and feeling things I was unsure of and quickly getting to the bottom of it. My masturbating history aside, everyone has their breakthrough moment of self-discovery and we’re betting good money that we can guess the first medium you used to jerk off. From the classic dirty magazine to the realm of Snapchat and Instagram, we’re going to ask you a few questions and take our best guess!
Which boy band made you realize you didn’t want to fuck with girls?
One Direction
N’SYNC
The Monkees
New Kids on the Block
When you got the tea in high school, how did you tell your friend once you were home?
Call Them
Text Them
Instant Message Them
DM Them
Speaking of the tea, how do you get most of your gossip today?
Twitter
Facebook
Snapchat
In-Person
Which pop princess did you try and emulate in the mirror daily growing up?
Lady Gaga
Ariana Grande
Britney Spears
Tiffany
It’s brunch time bitches! What’s your go-to order?
Eggs Benedict
Whatever’s Trending at the Moment
Bottomless Mimosas
Pancakes with a Side of Fruit
It’s your best friend’s birthday. Where are y’all heading to celebrate?
House Party
Just Brunch. Keep It Simple
Weekend Getaway to Palm Springs
The Club
Magazine
You’re either an old soul or just vintage at this point. Either way, the first time your pickle got tickled was when you stumbled upon a magazine full of glorious porn.
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Cable
People who jerked off to cable are that weird age where the internet was just starting but not everyone had it or the connection was weak AF. So they had to work hard to stay up later than their family to catch the likes of HBO and Showtime when their programming took a naughty turn.
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Internet
Those lucky enough to come of age during the time of the internet are lucky. One quick Google search and you had a whole world of dick to touch yourself to.
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An App
Weird how porn sites have become sort of antique thanks to the things that are allowed to be posted on social media. You didn’t have to search hard for a hot ass man to jerk off to. All you had to do was grab your phone and scroll until the perfect candidate popped up.
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