How Will You Find Your Next Hookup?

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Dick. It is what you want, what you need. It is out there, but the thing is...where? Where will the next dick that will be in and around your body come from? You may not know where that next fuck is going to come from, but if we’re being honest - we do. Just answer a couple of questions and we will let you know where you can expect your next hookup to come from!

What was the last thing you did on your phone?

Swiped Left

Texted a Friend

Looked Up Directions

Checked the Same Four Apps

Which one of these lines would you most likely fall for?

U up?

Nice Ass

Can I Buy You a Drink?

Cute Outfit!

How many dating apps are you currently on?

A Handful

Every. Single. One.

One or Two

Just a Few

What is the one thing that could make your dick soft when it comes to a hot as fuck guy?

Fuckboy Tendencies

My Friend’s Can’t Stand Him

Sloppy Look

Bad Grammar

When was the last time you had great sex? A few...

Weeks Ago

Months Ago

Years Ago

Days Ago

The last guy you fucked would describe the experience as?

Quick

Familiar

Little Awkward

Exciting

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Dating Apps

With your ass being on every single dating app under the sun, even the ones you have no business being on (you are not a farmer!) - you are most definitely going to get your next dick fix on a dating app. Chances are you’re already swiping right on him as we speak.

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Through Friends

Never underestimate the power of friendship when it comes to getting dick. Friends know you better than anyone. Meaning they know what kind of dick you need in your life. Do not fight them the next time they say they have someone you should meet. Trust us. That someone is the dick you’ve been waiting for.

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Social Media

Who needs the hassle of dating apps when you have social media? You like one of their tweets, they like yours. This goes back and forth for a few hours and bam! Their dick is yours for the night and all's right with the world.

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Out in the Wild

You’re old school. While you’ve dabbled in dating apps, and have slid into a DM in your day - there is nothing like the real thing. Meeting someone in real life while buying groceries or walking your dog, that’s the meet-cute you want before you dive into someone’s ass and we’re here to say, that’s exactly how you’re about to meet your next hookup. So keep your eyes wide open the next time you leave your house.

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