Which Spokie Are You?

Resident unc. You are the oldest on the team, granting you great wisdom, reason, and leadership (not to mention your vegan powers). Everyone trusts you (and fears you a little bit). You love to travel and try new things. You are fearless, courageous, and insatiably lustful. You work tirelessly behind the scenes to keep Spokes coordinated and running smoothly, but this is far overshadowed by your descent into madness with each passing day. (Tian’s hugs per day graph is an exponential line). Oh, and you snore. Loudly.

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Your personality is nearly indistinguishable from a cat. You are either in a moody, quiet silence with your AirPods in or an uncontainable ball of joy and energy. When you’re not recharging your social battery via an iPad movie, you’re at your best talking about any of your random passions – Tadej Pogacar, leg day, snowboarding, Garmin sleep scores, Sprite, Specialized tires, etc. As the team’s fastest biker, you’re always down for a race, no matter the mileage for the day.

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The philosophy “slow and steady wins the race” actually cites you as inspiration. On the bike, you hardly rest until the destination is reached. You *might* be a psychopath given how content you are to pedal with no music. Off the bike, you are often a tour de force of energy, enthusiasm, whimsy (and occasionally sandwich-making). You are always down for a game, swim, or activity. As the team’s cat whisperer, you can often be found chasing or petting cats.

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Only 21 but you have the dad vibes down. You claim to be a bum but you’re still always the first to lend a hand or help out a fellow Spokie having a bad day. That’s good, because you spend the rest of your time endlessly annoying the rest of the team…jk...you try, but you’re really just great at bringing a smile to everyone’s face. Like any good amateur comedian, you do have a couple of vices, scratch-offs namely, but you’d totally be able to stop if it was a “real” problem. Jokes aside, you’re a great friend, (surprisingly?) reliable, and (always!) fun to be around.

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Your nickname is “Crazy Eyes” and you sure live up to it. Physical exertion doesn’t faze you; when biking isn’t enough, you add long runs to the mix. Learning festivals don’t tire you out either. You’re great with kids and always have the endless energy to play tag and Duck Duck Goose at lunch with the younger ones (maybe the kids are actually babysitting you?). When you go drill sergeant mode, the Spokies fall into line, but usually you use your crazy powers for good.

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Gear guru. Every inch, square inch, and cubic inch of our bikes has been thought over and thoroughly considered by you. In fact, overthinking is one of your great specialties. When you’re not pondering life’s great mysteries, your wonder for everything we encounter – big and small – is endearing. From your forays into the world of American treats, to your appreciation for the grand sights and scenes of our trip, to your love for laundromats and Winnie the Pooh, you brighten anyone’s day with your joy and positivity.

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Spokes’ personal preparedness king. You always have a tool, widget, or fix for any job. Combined with your water consumption rates, you become a near approximation for a geared up, stylish pack mule on our hikes. You are also the team’s invaluable planner, creating all the routes with true RideWithGPS mastery. You pick out major sightseeing opportunities on rest days and cycling days alike. An extremely prideful person, your competitiveness is always fun to watch, less so to go up against.

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Aka Spokes’ Picasso. Spokes owes its custom merch and artwork to your drawing and design skills. Clumsy at times, you are the butt of many Spokes jokes, but you take all of them in stride and find the humor in everything. You always have a good meme to reference as our social media queen. Few things top your love for milk. A good chai latte, a cute sticker from a gift shop, and a perfectly executed “Sarah star” (quintessential photo pose) are definitely up there. Despite your asthma, you tackle climbs with determination (and steroids).

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