Which Monster Would Be Your Fuck Buddy?
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Now that spooky season is upon us, the obvious thing to do is to daydream about what classic monster from horror would be our fuck buddy...right? Yeah, that’s the normal thing to do so we’re going to get right to it because it’s time to find out whether or not you’d get drilled by Dracula or not.
Based on who you like to share your bed with, you’re a sucker for a fuck boy which means Dracula would 100% be up your alley. He only comes around at night when he wants, leaves before daybreak, and has the ability to leave you under his spell after a little nibbling.
When it comes to picking the cream of the crop, you never fail to swipe right on a loser. Because of that, your classic monster is a stud. Tall, willing to learn, a lover. Frankenstein’s monster mirrors your real-life fuck buddies in that he’s always willing to put you first.
You’ve always been drawn to the strong, silent type that treats you right but understands that sex and emotions are two different things. He won’t get you wrapped up in the details of what your relationship, and you love that.
Um, well this is awkward. Your fuck buddy didn’t even show up - totally ghosted!