How Naughty Have You Been?

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The holidays are soon upon us. How's your karmic balance looking, honey? In other words, have you been naughty or... extremely naughty? If you're reading this, then there's no way you have a clean record on Santa's Nice List. But now it's time to find out exactly how naughty you've been! This this quiz and get your reading on the naughty meter!

Which of the following best describes the hookups you had in 2019?

Used and abused exactly to my liking

I think I fucked every dude in my city at least once

Hooked up with my man as much as possible

Played the field, had some fun

Have you been a tease this year, or a generous lover?

I'm an honest lover

I tease, and then MAYBE I'll give him what he wants

I tease, and then I please

I am an absolutely evil cocktease

What gift do you plan on getting your lover this year?

AirPod Pros

My presence is a present

I'll suck his dick

I'll take him out to dinner or something

What have you done to contribute to your community this year?

I donated to charity

Uh.... I shopped at some local businesses?

I volunteered my time

I seduced my neighbor's closeted husband

Be honest with me young man, have you been naughty this year?

Yes, daddy

My only regret is that I wasn't naughtier

I cannot lie; I have been a bit naughty

Not by my standards, especially compared to past years

And what gift are you hoping for this year?

A good fucking

Sex toys

Brutal punishment for my transgressions

Cool video games or gadgets

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Second Degree Naughty

You've definitely been pretty naughty this year, but not THAT naughty. You find a couple presents mixed in with the coal.

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Fifth Degree Naughty

Well, haven't you been quite naughty! Expect only coal and punishment as your gifts this year.

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Seventh Degree Naughty

You absolute naughty boy. How dare you? The sheer audacity of your naughtiness is astounding.

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Maximum Naughty

These readings are off the charts. I... I've never seen the Naughty Meter go this high before...

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