How Good Is Your Dirty Talk?
Whisper sweet nothings in my ear, and I'll tell you if you've got something.
He's just inserted his cock into your ass. What do you say?
"Fuck my tight little ass, daddy!"
"Oh my god, you're so huge!"
"You feel so good in me!"
"Is it in yet?"
You're about to cum on his face. What do you say?
"Take my fucking cum, you little slut!"
"Are you ready baby?"
"I'm gonna cum!"
*loudly sing The Circle of Life from the Lion King and rub the jizz into his forehead like Simba*
Your boyfriend looks into the mirror and says, "I look ugly tonight. I need you to give me a compliment." What do you say?
"With a cock like yours, who cares if you're ugly?"
"You're the hottest guy around and everyone wants to have sex with you!"
"Stop it! You look handsome!"
"Your eyesight is amazing!"
You and your boyfriend are sitting across the table from his parents at a Chili's. You lean over and whisper into his ear:
"Would it be weird if I gave your dad a handjob under the table right now?"
"Let's go have a quickie in the bathroom."
"I'm gonna fuck those bread sticks right out of you as soon as we get home."
"We're going Dutch, right?"
A hunk approaches you in a bar and says, "Hey, sailor. You going my way?" How do you respond?
"Drop anchor, matey, because I'm about to swab your poop deck."
"If by 'going my way' you mean 'sucking my dick', then yes!"
"That depends. Which way exactly are you going?"
"I'm just here for the bar food actually."
You're about to cum inside of him. What do you yell?
"Your ass is gonna make me fucking cum, baby!"
"I can't hold it any more!"
"Take it, baby! Oh yeah!"
"Ejaculation imminent! Brace for impact!"
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Absolute Potty Mouth
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? You're downright filthy. You talk is so dirty that you could make a room full of men spontaneously orgasm.
Experienced Dirty Talker
You know how to push a guy's buttons. Your sexy silver tongue knows just what to say tease and please. You're one serious dirty talker.
Reluctant Dirty Talker
You may get a little stage fright at first, but your imagination certainly has its twisted and sexy side. Once you get comfortable, the dirty talk comes flowing.
Doesn't Understand Dirty Talking
Maybe you didn't get the memo. Dirty talk is supposed to be AROUSING. I'm sure you've got a great body, so maybe he's just better to let him do all the talking in bed. ;)
