You are at home when you're around people who enjoy getting down and dirty....with sports. You're notorious for cleaning up after Gay Kickball happy hour, and you enjoy an active lifestyle. 

You often get mistaken for being straight with how immersed you are with sports and fitness, but this is only because you know that a rocking and healthy body is a key component to having the best sex ever. 

Don't worry, when it comes to getting laid you always score when you shoot your shot.

You're the one who leads the pack when it comes to getting to the clubs. You're always down for a good happy hour and you never say no to a fun Warehouse Party. You enjoy short shorts- glitter body paint, and loving yourself on and off the dance-floor. 

You clean up when it comes to last call at the bars and always take home the cutest guy/ guys. Sure, you may not exactly remember everything that happened the following morning, but you will know it was very fun.

New Pop Album? You've fucked to it!
New Gay Mixer? Fucked the organizer!
New Cool Happy Hour Spot? New Meat to be found!

Whatever drives your dick, your love of all things queer-focused is the biggest identifier people notice about you. You're so well connected through your bedroom action and people love it when you walk into the room. 

Face it, you're fabulous AND get laid often. 

The true Leader of the Pack, you're an Alpha Slut who takes what he wants. 

You don't answer to exes, friends, or foes when it comes to who you fuck and when, because you know the only business' that is is YOURS. 

You walk with a big stick and know that people are lining up to sleep with you because you're good at it. 

 

Congratulations, you're the ultimate sex-positive boss.